The Injured One and cousin Michael. Who didn't realize when he got invited over for dinner that he was going to have to do all Derek's outside work in exchange for being fed.
A Stay-At-Home-Mother that wakes up at 10:15 a.m. and watches movies on pay-per-view all day until 10 minutes before the husband comes home--then brushes her teeth. Come on. You know that's what you all are thinking.